From McDonald’s to the Golden Airfryer Elite of @ConvexFinance From flipping burgers to flipping gauges. The day we stopped selling time and started selling votes. I’ve seen both sides of the counter. The Mc.Donald’s side, grind, grease, and zero yield. And now the golden airfryer elite, where vlCVX votes fry tendies on autopilot. Back then, claiming bribes felt like assembling IKEA furniture blindfolded. Gas fees, wrong tokens, spreadsheets from hell. Then Alu and Benny rolled in with The Union, and the game changed. You delegate once. Then you slide your payouts like a degen accountant on vacation, CRV, CVX, or crvUSD. The bribes arrive. You pick how crispy you want them. When someone asks “wen LAF airdrop?” We just smile and say, “we already got fed.” Or skip the kitchen altogether. Send your vlCVX to the Elephant over at @StakeDAOHQ , where PilotVietnam runs the night shift and delivers scrvUSD every week. That’s governance-as-payroll. And remember what you’re steering, The kingmaker asset. vlCVX doesn’t just earn yield, it decides who earns yield. Votes shape emissions. Emissions shape liquidity. Liquidity shapes everything. That’s why the same stack that once slowmode enabled Discord now funds dinner. The airfryer hums. CRV, CVX, and crvUSD drip like fryer oil. Automation tastes like freedom. “vlCVX votes. You eat.” TLDR Alu and Benny built the autopilot. PilotVietnam flies the plane. The kingmaker just prints the paychecks. Airfryer acquired, or still asking “wen LAF airdrop?”